
Virtual Wellness Clinic
Feeling under the weather?
Dr. Bitsy is accepting new patients.
Compassionate, whisker-forward care from a leading feline wellness specialist — now accepting appointments from humans who need a good laugh.
Patient Stories
What our patients are saying
“Dr. Bitsy never makes me feel weird for being a dog. We share the couch, she tolerates my tail, and she only steals my bed spot like 60% of the time. Five stars — would recommend to other labs who need emotional support from a cat who barely acknowledges them.”
“Every time I sprint through the house at 3 AM, Dr. Bitsy joins in like it's a group appointment. We chase each other, knock things off shelves, and call it wellness. She's the only doctor who actually keeps up with me.”
“I can see Dr. Bitsy through the window sometimes, but I can never get in for an actual visit. She's always inside on the good sunbeams and I'm stuck on the porch. I've left three voicemails. Still waiting on a callback.”
Her Qualifications
Dr. Bitsy, DFM
Chief Wellness Officer and Senior Sunbeam Specialist. Dr. Bitsy brings over nine lives of experience to every consultation.
Doctor of Feline Medicine (DFM)
Institute of Advanced Cat Studies
2019
Board Certified in Restorative Napping
International Association of Professional Sleepers
2021
Licensed Purr Therapist
Whisker Wellness Academy
2022
Fellow, Center for Box-Based Anxiety Relief
Cardboard Comfort Institute
2023
Our Services
Wellness treatments tailored to you
Each service is backed by rigorous nap-based research and at least one very convincing stare.
Purr Therapy
Evidence-based vibrational healing delivered directly to your lap. Side effects may include reduced stress and an inexplicable urge to pet something soft.
Nap Consultation
A comprehensive evaluation of your sleep posture, sunbeam placement, and blanket tuck technique. Prescription: 14–18 hours of rest daily.
Laser Pointer Exposure Therapy
Guided movement sessions designed to restore agility, focus, and the healthy pursuit of things you can never actually catch.