Dr. Bitsy, Chief Wellness Officer

Virtual Wellness Clinic

Feeling under the weather?

Dr. Bitsy is accepting new patients.

Compassionate, whisker-forward care from a leading feline wellness specialist — now accepting appointments from humans who need a good laugh.

Patient Stories

What our patients are saying

  • Dr. Bitsy never makes me feel weird for being a dog. We share the couch, she tolerates my tail, and she only steals my bed spot like 60% of the time. Five stars — would recommend to other labs who need emotional support from a cat who barely acknowledges them.

    Levi

    Levi

    Chocolate Lab · Couch Co-Patient

  • Every time I sprint through the house at 3 AM, Dr. Bitsy joins in like it's a group appointment. We chase each other, knock things off shelves, and call it wellness. She's the only doctor who actually keeps up with me.

    Moobs

    Moobs

    Young Cat · Professional Zoomie Enthusiast

  • I can see Dr. Bitsy through the window sometimes, but I can never get in for an actual visit. She's always inside on the good sunbeams and I'm stuck on the porch. I've left three voicemails. Still waiting on a callback.

    Oreo

    Oreo

    Outdoor Cat · Perpetually on Hold

Her Qualifications

Dr. Bitsy, DFM

Chief Wellness Officer and Senior Sunbeam Specialist. Dr. Bitsy brings over nine lives of experience to every consultation.

  • Doctor of Feline Medicine (DFM)

    Institute of Advanced Cat Studies

    2019

  • Board Certified in Restorative Napping

    International Association of Professional Sleepers

    2021

  • Licensed Purr Therapist

    Whisker Wellness Academy

    2022

  • Fellow, Center for Box-Based Anxiety Relief

    Cardboard Comfort Institute

    2023

Our Services

Wellness treatments tailored to you

Each service is backed by rigorous nap-based research and at least one very convincing stare.

  • Purr Therapy

    Evidence-based vibrational healing delivered directly to your lap. Side effects may include reduced stress and an inexplicable urge to pet something soft.

  • Nap Consultation

    A comprehensive evaluation of your sleep posture, sunbeam placement, and blanket tuck technique. Prescription: 14–18 hours of rest daily.

  • Laser Pointer Exposure Therapy

    Guided movement sessions designed to restore agility, focus, and the healthy pursuit of things you can never actually catch.